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Sunday, February 18th, 2007
8:47 pm - Entry #18
It's too bad you missed Fridays meeting, George. I do hope you're feeling less chicken shit better to show up tomorrow. If not, I'll know you're still afraid ill.

In other words, stop being a chicken shit. Nobody is going to kill or maim you on school grounds.

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Saturday, January 20th, 2007
3:05 pm - Entry # 17
Vince, are you busy? I have some... laundry and Pansy, Draco, I'd like to have some an entire bottle of firewhiskey hot cocoa with you.

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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006
5:51 pm - Entry #16
Hmm, I'm feeling a little chilly. I think someone should come and deliver a cup of hot cocoa with a dash of whiskey and a plate of warm biscuits. Perhaps warm up my blankets and slippers by the fireplace. By then I'll be entirely too sleepy to finish my potions essay or peel all those toads and newts eyes. By hand.

I'm feeling a little bored as well. Wouldn't it be fun if someone decided to run around the school in their knickers covered in pudding and feathers with a green and silver banner that said 'I Love Snape because Slytherins are Sexy!'?

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Sunday, October 1st, 2006
7:38 pm - Entry #15
Hogsmeade was boring as usual. I saw George a few people around but I didn't have a chance to stop and chat.

I bought a few bottles of whiskey boxes of chocolates to share. If anyone is interested, I'll be in my room.

And by anyone, I really only mean the Slytherins and George.

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Friday, September 1st, 2006
12:15 am - Entry #14
Tracey, your lessons are coming along quite well. You're getting the hang of it. Granted, you do get distracted one too many times. I've half a mind to ban Theodore from coming to watch you practice. Soon we'll see if I've taught you well.

I want to run you through a quick drill early tomorrow morning. Don't even think of sleeping in. We can go down to Diagon Alley afterwards. I have to pick something up at one of the stores.

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Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
4:30 pm - Entry #13
Happy Birthday my dear Pansy.

So put on your best dress because this is going to be a night you'll always remember!

I left a little something for you in your bedroom. I hope you like it.

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
6:09 pm - Entry #12
Alright. Who's idea was it to drag me onto that muggle field trip? I didn't get to sneak into Diagon Alley and see George at all! I don't know what it is about muggle malls that fascinates everybody so much. And that McDonalds food place? Disgusting. I've never seen so many people scarf down so much grease and salt.

Some man approached me about a modelling job. Ugh, the man told me he worked for a linguire company called Victoria's Secret and said he really wanted me to come in next week. I've never met anyone more desperate to meet a woman that he had to go and pretend to work for a modelling company. Hah, the man said he just finished this spring/summer 1997 Collection in New York. What a hoax. While he wasn't looking, I sent a hex his way and quickly fled the scene. He could have been a mad man for Merlin's sake!

Thank Merlin we had to go return to Hogwart's right after I fled.

I'm still upset about not going in to see George.
Er- I couldn't come by to pick up that stuff from you, George Weasley. Maybe next time I'm in the area.

current mood: busy

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Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
3:33 pm - Entry #11
I am not even going to acknowledge last night or the burning in my eyes from the sight of ghastly Gryffindors humping and sweating all over the place not mention Potter and Pansy.

I'm going somewhere quiet. And if you can't find me this time, tough.

I hope everyone with a hangover is enjoying the immense headache and nausea they're experiencing and I mean everyone.

current mood: aggravated

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Friday, June 16th, 2006
3:11 pm - Entry #10
The last few days have been quite... eventful.

I'm not even going to touch on any of the subjects though Potter's public announcement frightens me the most. You would think his repeating Draco's name was a calming mantra of some sort. I'm fairly sure nobody is interested in your personal life Potter. Everybody knows Draco hasn't the slightest interest in you whatsoever so any rumours involving the two of you is completely senile.

Speaking of senile rumours, Fred Weasley. There's an envelope marked Death on it. It's for you.

current mood: contemplative

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Monday, June 5th, 2006
7:44 pm - Entry #9
Hmm. I know there was something important happening today but I just can't remember what.

I'm kidding, Draco! How could I ever ever forget your birthday. You wouldn't let us anyway.

You can be sure of a grand celebration tonight with cakes, sweets and most importantly whiskey presents! Though I can't see how much fun we can have with this Sheegle infestation. We'll just have to make the best of it I suppose and drink lots of whiskey.

current mood: cheerful

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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
9:05 pm - Entry #8
After certain recent events, I've decided to- temporarily dispose of myself.

I'm not feeling rather chatty at the moment and not very inclined to talk to certain people. If you're willing to risk your limbs, you should know where to find me

current mood: bitchy

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Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
10:28 pm - Entry #7
Patil.

STOP CALLING ME MILLIE!

It makes me sound like a frumpy old milk maid from Switzerland and I'm neither old, frumpy or a milk maid from Switzerland.


And for Merlin's sake Pansy?
STOP ENCOURAGING HER!


current mood: irritated

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Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
5:16 pm - Entry #6
I'm about two thirds finished that ridiculous essay on can openers. Who would have thought there was so much information and history on can openers? I think the idea of it all is mental. Who on earth would store food in metal boxes? How do the house elves get the food inside?

Weasley, you didn't tell me. After all, I did warn you of the areas to avoid.

Seamus Some people are in a foul mood. It isn't my fault Seamus some people don't know how to handle an April Fool's Day joke. It could have hit anybody. It isn't like I had a specific target or anything. I'm still not sorry since Seamus some people are being rude.

current mood: cranky

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Saturday, April 1st, 2006
12:29 pm - Entry #5
Ah. April Fool's Day.
My favourite day of the year!

Oh my, I'm going to have so much fun today. I've left some lovely surprises all over the school. Those third years never knew that hit them. Literally.

Well, I'm off to research can openers. Pffft. Not that the library has anything on something like that. I'm going to tell Professor Pawson that this essay of his is incompletable.

current mood: cheerful

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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
5:14 pm - Entry #4
Damn. Now I'm in trouble for trying to help out a fellow student. Detention for a month and a 4 and half foot long essay on the history and use of can openers? I'm not even in that sodding class!! And what in sodding hell are can openers???!!!

What rotten luck.

You had better get together with your lover Granger or I swear... Argh! Right. No threats. Because it's against the numerous Hogwarts school rules. Well, doesn't Granger casting an obscurity hex on Draco's eyes count as 'against the friggen rules'?

current mood: infuriated

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Saturday, March 25th, 2006
3:01 am - Entry #3
The day, of course, was a bore. Not that watching Granger drool excessively over Draco wasn't entertaining enough. It was getting rather irritating the fact she kept barging her way to his side. It was difficult to get on with our day with her death grip on Draco's body. Honestly, doesn't she know he bruises easily? She's already sung a ballad about his hair and good looks. Next she's going recite a monologue and mime her 'love' for him. Then she'll paint a still life of him. How do I know? I had the misfortune of listening to her ramble when Draco pawned her off to me. Except when I 'wasn't looking' she ran off excited. Something about Hogsmeade and Madam Puddifoots. I think she's going to rent the entire place for the two of you Draco.

Err, "101 Reasons Why Draco Is Perfect"? Only 101 reasons? I bet she's been doodling Mrs. Draco Malfoy all over her parchment with little hearts and making a list of baby names. She's probably drawn a house plan of where you'll live and what sort of rooms will be decorated how and of course you won't have house elves because that would be inhumane.

Hah. Daphne, you're positively a genius.
Wonder how Weasley's dealing with it all.

Anyone else going to Hogsmeade? I might if Finnigan fucking asks me the weather's nice.

current mood: amused

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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
8:48 pm - Entry #2
Daphne.

A word if you may.

And Finnigan? You owe me one.

current mood: devious

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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
11:19 am - Entry #1
Drama drama drama.

What's this? Drama in the Gryffindor crowd? What else is really new? I find this sort of thing boring and dull. Though it is good fun invading other people's privacy. Useful for gossip such as Severus' Professor Snape's hair.

I'd also like to mention that the day Potter is as manly and robust as he thinks he is, is the day the Dark Lord prances around in pink silk corset knickers with matching stockings, singing 'Weasley is our King' and painting his nails a pretty shade of 'faery rose'. Note the fact I am being completely sarcastic.

Other then this being my first official entry in the computer world, I greet all Slytherins warmly.

current mood: bored

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